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""It's one of those situations where he assumed."

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"@cand86: @Lux Alptraum: You mean, like drag-kings?"

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"@Craig Eshericks Mustache: What about roofies? /solich'd"

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"@Hit Bull Win Steak: Seconded."

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"The ultimate David-Goliath Nat'l Title Game would be Wisconsin-Georgia."

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"This award was in the bag."

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"If Bill Clinton were still President, he could correct this verbicide by deploying Vowels to us. /obscure early/mid 90s ONION hed"

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"@Slothrop: Axl Rose as Eli Manning, with David Tyree as Izzy STRADLIN'?"

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on New England Patriots Get Their 'Perfect Season' 'AFC Championship' Rings

"@Texy: Still a silly rule."

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on New England Patriots Get Their 'Perfect Season' 'AFC Championship' Rings

"@JosephFinn: So, the Packers were Conference Champions until they weren't?"

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"@Capt Virgil Hilts: It's no worse than the swimmer who competed in a prelim or semifinal getting a medal for a final round win/place/show. To wit: Fox Point, Wisc., native Garrett Weber-Gale is, in reality, as much of a medallist in Phelps's eighth triumph as I am."

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"@TracyHamandEggs9 is the bitchiest banana: 50.000 Baltimore residents in one place?"

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"@JeebusCripesSupercar: How much has the Candy-Man made per minute played?"

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"@Crash Davis: Dolphins?"

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"@PeteJayhawk: & Cuba."

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"@Brazil Thrill: There's no green, either."

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"@supermike5alive: You'd thing they'd have sticky fingers, with their propensity to thievery... /you walked into that one, boy-o"